Flat-Earther (What a Tragic Love Affair)

[Intro] What a tragic love affair (oh oh) Ase itsqeba es istoria... [Verse 1] I met the boy on that special day (Gilotsavt shobas!) He was cute and wholesome in every way And I thought: this is my chance of a lifetime, To shine like a queen in a Christmas prime I asked him out — a fast-food chain date We both like hamburgers — it felt like fate I had the time of my life until I discovered... [Pre-chorus] Oh oh oh no, My Christmas Romeo is Flat-Earther — oh no! (Ra ubedurebaa!) [Chorus] What a tragic love affair (oh oh) Tell me what could go wrong? (he had everything!) I felt like Juliet Capulett, lost and misled, Who woke up only to find Romeo is dead (But he’s a flat-earther baby — isn’t that the same?) [Verse 2] Now my Romeo looks dead to me, (Vaime!) And I'm a drowning girl in my tears deep sea A thousand fairytales I could choose today— With Romeo turning out broke or gay, But he’s flat-earther? There's no instruction How should I handle such twisted deduction (Siqvaruli ase rtulia…) Should I fall like Juliet? [Pre-chorus] Oh oh oh no, My Christmas Romeo is Flat-Earther — oh no! (Ra ubedurebaa!) [Chorus] What a tragic love affair (oh oh) Tell me what could go wrong? (he had everything!) I felt like Juliet Capulett, lost and misled, Who woke up only to find Romeo is dead (But he’s a flat-earther baby — isn’t that the same?) [Bridge] Who told you, Romeo, that Earth is flat? Such nonsense kills desire — imagine that I'm waiting here, your drowning girl, (Romeo, ratom khar romeo?) My tears make sea levels rising... [Final chorus] What a tragic love affair (oh oh) Tell me what could go wrong? (he had everything!) I felt like Juliet Capulett, lost and misled, It’s time for a tragic end — To our love story, baby Now I'm falling down from where the earth ends